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For if you’re bored during the holidays or whenever, have fun!

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late night breakdowns are my speciality


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can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

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i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

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when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready


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i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes


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do you ever mishear lyrics and when you learn what they’re really saying you’re like wow my version is 900% better

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sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.
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All these volume buttons, you still can’t turn up

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gjvenchy hotboyproblems


i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

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So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.


I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.


Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

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