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My problem was that no one ever needed me as much as I needed them. (58/365) by (KJ)
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abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

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daddygenk let-me-die-in-your-arms-please

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

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findouteverything:

pharoahsectotherm:

sapientpawnkeeper:

somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny

Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline. 

wow that’s a pretty concise essay

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queensbian:

queensbian:

What was Zeus’s stripper name?

Greece Lightning.

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gaynaya all-it-takes-is-a-little-push
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lhommewalk:

i hope all the fall out babies play with each other nd become best friends and start a second generation fall out boy

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drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

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dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

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If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.
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